"..Astronomers
said Thursday that they had found the most Earth-like worlds yet known
in the outer cosmos, a pair of planets that appear capable of supporting
life and that orbit a star 1,200 light-years from here, in the northern
constellation Lyra...."
http://www.ndtv.com/article/
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Sure those isolated academic astronomers can invite us to plan our next vacation in the north of Lyra.
And getting there could be safer than taking a Carnival cruise vacation.
But what those esteemed astronomers don't tell us is whether Lyra would
have take out pizza; cell phone service; satellite dishes; the ability
to take in a Lady Gaga concert; CSpan cameras showing an empty US Senate
chamber(which most believe is better than having Senators voting on the
floor);cars, hopefully the driver-less kind that make parallel parks;
or highway driving circles.
If Lyra has none of these, it's not worth going.
Rather than traveling to Lyra, young mothers to be would do better to
enroll in a diaperless baby course...the new fad sweeping the country,
or at least the wealthy upper Manhattan west side.
The appeal of
this diaperless movement is that it would eliminate disposable diapers;
diaper rash; and the laundering of cloth diapers.
I enjoyed the description of diaper-less baby mothers having their babies pee between two parked cars.
And I would imagine the mothers of diaper-less babies would have to carry baby scoopers when out in public.
Would restaurants allow this?
Would this be allowed on Lyra?
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/
"..Astronomers
said Thursday that they had found the most Earth-like worlds yet known
in the outer cosmos, a pair of planets that appear capable of supporting
life and that orbit a star 1,200 light-years from here, in the northern
constellation Lyra...."
http://www.ndtv.com/article/
**********
Sure those isolated academic astronomers can invite us to plan our next vacation in the north of Lyra.
And getting there could be safer than taking a Carnival cruise vacation.
But what those esteemed astronomers don't tell us is whether Lyra would have take out pizza; cell phone service; satellite dishes; the ability to take in a Lady Gaga concert; CSpan cameras showing an empty US Senate chamber(which most believe is better than having Senators voting on the floor);cars, hopefully the driver-less kind that make parallel parks; or highway driving circles.
If Lyra has none of these, it's not worth going.
Rather than traveling to Lyra, young mothers to be would do better to enroll in a diaperless baby course...the new fad sweeping the country, or at least the wealthy upper Manhattan west side.
The appeal of this diaperless movement is that it would eliminate disposable diapers; diaper rash; and the laundering of cloth diapers.
I enjoyed the description of diaper-less baby mothers having their babies pee between two parked cars.
And I would imagine the mothers of diaper-less babies would have to carry baby scoopers when out in public.
Would restaurants allow this?
Would this be allowed on Lyra?
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/
http://www.ndtv.com/article/
**********
Sure those isolated academic astronomers can invite us to plan our next vacation in the north of Lyra.
And getting there could be safer than taking a Carnival cruise vacation.
But what those esteemed astronomers don't tell us is whether Lyra would have take out pizza; cell phone service; satellite dishes; the ability to take in a Lady Gaga concert; CSpan cameras showing an empty US Senate chamber(which most believe is better than having Senators voting on the floor);cars, hopefully the driver-less kind that make parallel parks; or highway driving circles.
If Lyra has none of these, it's not worth going.
Rather than traveling to Lyra, young mothers to be would do better to enroll in a diaperless baby course...the new fad sweeping the country, or at least the wealthy upper Manhattan west side.
The appeal of this diaperless movement is that it would eliminate disposable diapers; diaper rash; and the laundering of cloth diapers.
I enjoyed the description of diaper-less baby mothers having their babies pee between two parked cars.
And I would imagine the mothers of diaper-less babies would have to carry baby scoopers when out in public.
Would restaurants allow this?
Would this be allowed on Lyra?
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/
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