The smart car,electric cigaratte,iphone,earth day, and stuff

Earth Day was celebrated this week.
And, one thing is for sure, we have too much stuff.
Stuff here, stuff there, stuff everywhere.
I strolled through Crossgates Mall, up here in the Albany region.
I stroll through a mall now, in my early winter of life, about once a decade.
I believe, like others, that our shopping malls will evolve into religious meeting halls in the near future.
During my stroll, I saw a display for the electric cigarette and the Smart car.
The Smart car is smaller than a volks, and can get 50-60 mpg. The mall had a super yellow model. I would consider it, if I had any money.
The electric cigarette ” gives a nicotine hit while still managing to avoid the smoking ban.
The small white stick, which looks just like a proper cigarette, contains a chamber that vapourises pure liquid nicotine into a puff of steam.
Smokers can inhale the vapours as they would a cigarette smoke..”
And they can be recharged.
I saw a recent poll that found that females are more likely to date men that have an IPhone.
Since I’m 150 yrs. old, but dateable, I wonder if I drove to a speed dating meet in a Smart car, and used the electric cigarette,and held up an IPhone during the meet and greet, I could get at least one email or phone number