Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Living to 1000. Shazam or fuggetaboutit. VJ Machiavelli February 5, 2013 at 10:02 am “.. SENS, which is looking to do what seems like the impossible: ending aging. Although Dr. de Grey sees aging as a disease and not a longevity issue, his research could mean that the middle aged person living today could live to 1000….” ************** Living to 1000!!! “Shazam! But perhaps fuggetaboutit (forget about it). The real danger if I did not age, and lived to 1000,is: .Jay Leno would still have his tonight show. .Shelly Silver would still be NY Assembly Speaker. .Hillary would be writing the 20th volume of her memoirs. .Robert Caro would be proofreading his 30th volume of his LBJ bio. .The JFK assassination conspiracy would still be an unsolved cold case, with the FBI,CIA etc. still withholding relevant documents. .The Seinfeld show will still be on cable somewhere (not that there is anything wrong with that.) .Federal prosecutors will be preparing for Joe Bruno’s 40th trial. .Driverless cars will still pile up in a winter whiteout on the Northway. .Billy Fucillo will open his 500th car dealership on Mars, and it will be huge. If I keep drinking the Saratoga Springs mineral water, will I make it to 1000?

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